If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat.

When I was younger and more tortured, I wanted to suffer in my roles.

A truth that's told with bad intentBeats all the lies you can invent.

In times of war or peace the US will gladly pay a man to fail should his heart be in it, a small shimmering proof of the American dream.

Fear is a cloak which old men huddle about their love as if to keep it warm.

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life not the top.

I have two children who died before reaching 30, so who am I to complain about being alive?

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

I love you, Ella May and nothing will ever change that. You can push me away -run away – and I will still love you.

After all, the wrong is done. It is past and cannot be changed. We have only the present and the future upon which to move forward.

I grabbed my drummer's cymbal in my teeth just as he crashed down on it with his sticks-I blacked out. I was a punk in those days. It was in Seattle. I still have all my teeth too, it's amazing.

And the biggest, coldest power play of all in Obamacare came at the expense of the elderly.