If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.

What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?

Everything you need comes into focus when you abandon the unneeded.

Discipline is critical to proper preparation.

A palindrome, ” I said the first time she told me. She looked at me, perplexed, and that’s when I knew I could never love her. What a waste of a palindrome she was, that Hannah.-Owen Gentry

I've had no ­contact with my daughter for years. That's her choice. Anyway, you move on. If people don't want to bother with me, fine. You know, God bless them, and move on.

It is nasty when you're playing in someone else's house to point out that they don't have enough balls.

Never give up and take nothing for granted in life.

Other vices make their own way; this makes way for all vices. He that is a drunkard is qualified for all vice.

The Washington Post was interesting because it's such a politically minded newspaper.

It's impossible to be refined when we don't know how to listen.

Meekness is power under control.