If you don't watch out, putting on your unhappiness in the morning can become as instinctive as putting on your clothes.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The love of God is not conditional, it does not depend on anything and it never ends.

A secret's safest hiding place is in the open.

The moon in her chariot of pearl

The Universe is a dream dreamed by a single dreamer where all the dream characters dream too.

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name.

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

You cannot think of Margaret without Denis. There comes a time when every Prime Minister needs someone to give him or her the unvarnished truth, and, in Denis, Margaret had just that.

The stars up close to the moon were pale; they got brighter and braver the farther they got out of the circle of light ruled by the giant moon

Writing, like drawing is an art, and whatever conveys the meaning is justified.

Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side.