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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!


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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.



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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.



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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.



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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.



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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.



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