If you end up getting into a fight with someone, make sure that you win by at least half a mile.

Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous - don't be a burden on others.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.

Imagination allows you to think of the journey worth making. Motivation gets you started. But, it's patience and perseverance that get you there.

Retirement is the last opportunity for individuals to reinvent themselves, let go of the past, and find peace and happiness within.

Making the simple complex doesn't take ingenuity. Making the complex simple, now, that's ingenuity!

Retirement: a time to become much more than you have ever been.

Anyone can achieve something important. Contrary to popular belief, the key is not hard work, but finding the right thing to achieve.

Life is a game. Happy people are the players. Unhappy people are the spectators. Which would you like to be?

Have you ever considered that your perception of reality could be wrong? If you haven't, this is a pretty good sign that it is.

Imagine that you are in control of your life. Now, the question is: Why do you have to imagine this?

Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise.

The things we don’t stress tend to turn out best. Trust and let go.

The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.

It is not he who gives abuse that affronts, but the view that we take of it as insulting; so that when one provokes you it is your own opinion which is provoking.

His eyes were jet-colored circles of perpetual disapproval.

The errors of the observer come from the qualities of the human mind.

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.

[Getting the truth in the New York Post has been as] difficult as finding a good hamburger in Albania.

I am terribly fascinated with things that I don’t understand.

If you don't like my book, write your own.