If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.

I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you.

To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.

For everything in life there is always a beginning and an end. This is the tough part the most difficult thing when you see that it’s coming: The end.

They say I get into too many bunkers. But is no problem. I am the best bunker player.

A detailed analysis of his four-putt at the 1986 Masters: I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make.

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

Everything was fine until I walked on to the first tee!

Every time a fellow golfer gives me a piece of advice I have thought about it. A different thing is that this advice can be introduced into my golfing routine.

Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations, " said Ron, to general astonishment.

Learn to recognize good luck when it's waving at you, hoping to get your attention.

If nature has taught us anything it is that the impossible is probable

You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun

Love is sacred state of mind, body and soul.

Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions.

If the true spark of religious and civil liberty be kindled, it will burn.

I'm moderately optimistic. We Americans are an enormous country with more than 300 million people so there's reason for optimism.

There is no systematic corruption in FIFA. That is nonsense. We are financially clean and clear.

It's God's will that millions of people are gonna die this year because of some outmoded economic policies? No, it's not!