If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes.

Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.

Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change their daimon to attract the Powerpuff Girls crowd?

Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’.

Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock.

Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.

The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?

Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL.

Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?

For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.

Wherever the hope of glory lives, hopelessness passes away.

He is an idiot, " I said. "One who thinks he's a genius/ They're the most dangerous kind.""No, the most dangerous kind are the ones with power, " he said.

In silence, an act is an act is an act. Verbalized and discussed, it becomes an ethical problem ...

Everyone, both big and small, can pull their weight, and ensure that the hopes and dreams of every child become realities.

Fraud is the homage that force pays to reason.

When you're sad, you're not sad. You are merely oblivious to the good things in your life. There is always a crack of light in the darkness. Find it.

Know how sublime a thing it is to suffer and be strong.

If you're one of the millions of people who have student debt right now, I'll help you refinance your loans at better rates.

The common prejudice against philosophy is the result of the incapacity of the multitude to deal with the highest problems.

I think if you ask the audience to like you, it's all over.