If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.

I have a very varied taste in music. Everything from rap to classical to Latino to Rat Pack to jazz.

Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.

Defiance through compliance.

Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.

The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.

Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.

Have you ever wondered how nostalgia isn"t what it used to be?

Our attitude to others dictate God’s attitude to us

You just can’t take for granted just how absolutely predatory the technology space is.

You should write a book, " Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them.

After ten pages I felt that Nietzsche was reading me, not I him.

I have made education a top priority of this Administration because when we get it right, when every child learns, America will be a more hopeful place.

I fail to see the issue that will shock the people of this great country of ours into some decisive action.

Leadership is simple: Add value to people everyday.

The pain is the outcome of our bad deeds.

I was a bad dater, and up until 8th grade I went to an all boy's school. So, by the time I hit high school I was a bit freaked out by women in general.

With nations as with individuals our interests soundly calculated will ever be found inseparable from our moral duties.