If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.

I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.

You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.

The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.

Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.

It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.

If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.

Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.

I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.

Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.

Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere.

It's up to me if I decide to do what I think is right.

Honestly I don't know why i have these parties" "Because of your cat" "That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort

I had a bowl cut for years, and glasses. When Harry Potter became famous, I looked just like him.

I think many times we charge the Lord for things we can do ourselves. If only we realized how well we have been equipped.

My mother said I was a star when I was about four years old. That's all I need.

One of the easiest things in the world to do is to tell other people how to raise their children. This is especially easy if you have no children of your own.

All religions, they play football - even nowadays all girls and women have the right to play football in cultures like the Arabic countries in the Muslim they play football.

I remember my second game for England - we lost 2-0 to Norway, I was subbed and didn't do myself justice and I thought that was the end of my England career.