If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

If you have to resort to violence, you've already lost.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

You write your first draft with your heart and you re-write with your head. The first key to writing is to write, not to think.

I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

I want John Legend to sing at my wedding.

I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

Our joy now and forever is inextricably tied to our capacity to love.

When you grew up like me and my four brothers, you end up feeling somewhat inadequate, like somehow you don't count.

Subjectivity is my middle name, a trick memory is my pack mule, and self-contradiction is my trusty old jackknife.

I'm not barbie, and im alright with that.

To live in relationship and yet remain independent, that is what courage is.

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.