If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

It's worth noting here that dragons are magical creatures. It's also worth following that up with a big, fat, duh.

They say the brain never ages it’s a shame it can't teach the body that trick.

There is only one way to end a self-pity cycle: stop comparing yourself to others and simply follow Christ.

A man who strains himself on the stage is bound, if he is any good, to strain all the people sitting in the stalls.

For Donald Trump to dismiss out of hand the intelligence community's fact gathering is, frankly - doesn't bode well for him protecting our country.

I think anything which promotes heterogeneity on the Internet promotes stability. Diversity in services, service providers, and separating the layers of the networking stack are all important.

To be lied about, to be slandered, to be smeared so publicly, and before your family that you love, is very painful.

People who, out of an inborn moderation, leave every glass standing only half-emptied refuse to admit that everything in the world has its sediments and dregs.

Just start scribbling. The first draft is never your last draft. Nothing you write is by accident.

It feels good to be a part of history.