If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

Find out the needs of the people you are ministering to and help them overcome their fears

A murder was never about brawn, it began and ended in the brain and the brain could justify anything.

Brian Mulroney, myself, [and] Rajiv Gandhi; I think that was the real core [of the Commonwealth ]. That was the engine room, I reckon.

I try to renew and create something new every time.

Let us first of all frugality in government-peace and freedom we will have as a bonus.

Attitude is your thought life turned inside out

My heart is a void, dead, and this makes me sad.

I suppose one has to remember that 'life' is important too, though it's something I forget in some moods, everything except work seeming like an interruption or really non-life.

The great person never loses a childlike spirit.

Whatever it is you want to do, take a job in that field. You will learn by experience and, slow and steady, you'll get it done!