If you follow all of the rules, you'll miss all of the fun.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

A number of our scientists boast intelligence but lack wisdom. I find those to be the predictable ones.

They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That´s it.

Be in love with what you do. Love wisdom. Love life. Love people. God is love.

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

I've seen Bruno Mars before, he's amazing.

I wanted to be a Disney Channel star! I wanted to be Hannah Montana.

People sometimes are so confident in their flawed beliefs that they get stuck - fixated - and as a result are blinded to insights that are right in front of them.

As far as casting, I'm there for every single person that's cast. Even if it's one word, I'm there for their auditions.

I can claim to have made the daily life of the 20th Century more beautiful.

The stories are what no one wants to talk about. So you make up a story because no one is going to tell you the truth.