If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve

Be joyful for the fruit of your labour.

It was rather awkward, insofar as we were both teetering between the possibility of something and the possibility of nothing.

There is no such thing as a perfect flawless attitude.

Our cup will truly run over only after we have sealed the character cracks.

Few people love with the violence they hate.

Food is one of the great organizing tools.

What's that?" he asked, when I stood beside him again. "Halos," I said with a grin. "For heavenly creatures like us." "That might be a stretch.

I'm not a big fan of remakes. And even if they are good, they're still not as good as the original, so what's the point?

I am falser than vows made in wine.