If you get mad about how your voice sounds when it comes out of your own mouth, it's not really my fault. Go ahead and be yourself.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

One doesn't discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of shore for a very long time.

Walk towards the light, put it on your head and then crush your shadow that hides under your feet

I want to make college tuition-free for the middle class and debt-free for everyone else.

That one individual should awaken in another memories that belong to still a third is an obvious paradox.

MTV in general is involved with so many artists - musicians, actors, people in the fashion industry, and art world.

Now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram.

You have to sow before you can reap. You have to give before you can get.

Whatever the founder cares about, whatever the founders think are the key goals, that's going to be what the whole company focusses on.

The West will continue to conquer peoples, even if it means a confrontation with another civilization, Islam, firmly entrenched where it was 1,400 years ago.

You have a soft spot. Contrary to popular belief, it is not where you are weak, it is the gateway to indestructible power.