If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Today and tomorrow is an illusion, days are all joined together, and if you are waiting for your time, you are wasting your time.

If you die fighting, I want to die fighting with you.

Follow your bliss. -Joseph Campbell Resolve to perform what you ought. Perform without fail what you resolve.

What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

I was born to speak. I got in trouble as a kid for talking. I already knew it was a strength.

I'm not going to count the dollars before they've come in.

We may stumble and fall but shall rise again; it should be enough if we did not run away from the battle.

I took a Groundlings class in my 20s, and I was terrible. They didn't even pass me to the next level.

Houllier did what he had to do – I’m not the first person to be treated like a disposable commodity

I hope to be scaring children for the rest of my life.