If you get too well-known in comedy, I do believe it blocks people from taking you in drama.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I enjoy books. No room is fit for occupation without a lining of books.

There are as many ways of loving as there are people, and that wildflower variety is the great beauty of this dimension of existence.

God’s intention is that everything that has breath would praise him

I'm really into fashion.

First off, do everything they can to give their kids the opportunities to play sports; asthma is not a deterrent to playing sports.

When I was growing up there was a product made by Sony called the Sony Walkman - a rage, everyone had to have one. Well, you don't hear about the Walkman anymore.

Did you know Johnny thinks he's Pittacus resurrected?

Mountains in all their moods are symbols of something greater, something worth aspiring to. Mountains are powerful, dangerous, beautiful, noble and mysterious. Mountains get respect.

The States were much more fun. L.A. was L.A. It's not L.A. now. L.A. infested with jaded 12-year-olds is not the L.A. that I really dug.

Historically courts in this country have been insulated. We do not look beyond our borders for precedents.