If you get too well-known, you can never be a comedian's comedian, it just won't sit well. But I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that label.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like the spirit of this great London which I feel around me. Who but a coward would pass his whole life in hamlets

By voluntarily adopting a dominated body posture you display the fact that you have accepted to be inferior.

Can’t count on no miracles. Sometimes, you just got to have a plan.

To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.

If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.

My aim is not to exhibit craft, but rather to submerge it, and make it rightfully the handmaiden of beauty, power and emotional content.

Only spread a fern-frond over a man's head and worldly cares are cast out, and freedom and beauty and peace come in.

Tyranny is tyranny, no matter what its form; the free man will resist it if his courage serves.

Life is a constant back-and-forth. We take a breath in and then we breathe out. The same is true for the culture as a whole.

Love is an obsession. It has that quality to it. But there are healthy obsessions, and mine is one of them.