If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played an extra regular-season game.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Joblessness gives you time to grow

Life is beautiful. Suffering is due to unconscious following.

To know values is to know the meaning of the market

We do stigmatise teens a lot and see them as scary and alien.

Rattlesnakes would be a lot more dangerous if they didn't have the rattle.

It's a unique thing to stand in front of a crowd and sing your songs.

Kolkata is the relatively unexplored part of India as far as Hindi films are concerned.

Why, I’m just as true and honest as dirt. And I’m even more charming than dirt.

Postulate 2. Constant systems of chance causes do exist in nature.

Very many maintain that all we know is still infinitely less than all that still remains unknown.