If you go to heaven without being naturally qualified for it you will not enjoy it there.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Pick the weeds and keep the flowers.

Survival, it is called. Often it is accidental, sometimes it is engineered by creatures or forces that we have no conception of, always it is temporary.

People have an image of Italians. When I go somewhere in the world, I don't care where it is, when they look at me it's not about my intelligence. It's who can I beat up.

Really, it's not harder to train for them because once baseball starts you play everyday almost.

Things that really matter are the things that gold can't buy, so let's have another cup o' coffee and let's have another piece o' pie.

The two main hazards of psychoanalysis: that it might fail, and that if it succeeds, you'll never be able to forgive yourself for all those wasted years.

Lack of money rivets us firmly to the ground, one's wings are clipped.

The door to happiness opens outward.

Having a better and more productive life than my monster father has been my most significant accomplishment.

Women were forbidden to study the most ancient sacred text, the Veda.