If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

We will drink what we thirst for and eat what we hunger for if we allow ourselves to be used for what we were created for!

The road is long if one proceeds by way of precepts but short and effectual if by way of personal example.

One of us in this very room is in fact the murderer.

Your political views really denote your spiritual views.

There are people who go to bed hungry, and that is unconscionable.

I know of no better definition of love than the one given by Proust - Love is space and time measured by the heart.

I moved on from the whole 'Playboy' thing five years ago and really never looked back. I'm not one of those girls who goes back to all the parties and things.

I have a 20-year-old son, I have a 12-year-old son and I'm so afraid for them.

Your hair is an act of God.

Play allows us to maintain curiosity while learning.