If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

There are memories that time does not erase... Forever does not make loss forgettable, only bearable.

Money gives you options, Hard work gives you success, Healthy relationships give you a long life, But faith gives you everything!

If you knew the power within yourself to be truly happy, to be truly whole, then you would never ask another to become the image you desire for yourself, in order to be happy and whole.

One of the hardest things for a writer to do is delete words.

Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self-worth. Only YOU can be responsible for it. You have to invest in yourself, or no one else will.

Whoever coined the phrase '"I can work well under pressure" should be put on trial for crimes against Humanity.

Every thought we think is creating our future.

Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable.

Nobody can guard Kobe one-on-one. Nobody.

To let go in the deepest recesses of the heart, to release all struggle and wanting, leads us to that knowing which is timeless.