If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Humor is the truth wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

Sometimes I think we can tell how important it is to risk by how dangerous it is to do so.

It's lonely at the top - if you don't like that, then you don't start a company.

Everyone, deep in their hearts, is waiting for the end of the world to come.

We have been getting ready to recycle more e-waste by investing in infrastructure, providing grants to local government and working with industry.

You move forward because thats the way it works; thats the only place you can go.

There's no need to wait for the bad things and bullshit to be over. Change now. Love now. Live now. Don't wait for people to give you permission to live, because they won't.

It's why you create characters: so you can argue with yourself.

But if a man would be alone, let him look at the stars. The rays that come from those heavenly worlds, will separate between him and vulgar things.

It is part of a sailor's life to die well.

If you are working or you are running a business you have to set aside time and money to invest in your continued formal education and skills acquisition.