If you had done something twice, you are likely to do it again.

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.

Do what you think is interesting, do something that you think is fun and worthwhile, because otherwise you won't do it well anyway.

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.

The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements.

90% of the functionality delivered now is better than 100% delivered never.

C is a razor-sharp tool, with which one can create an elegant and efficient program or a bloody mess.

Don't document bad code - rewrite it.

... it is a fundamental principle of testing that you must know in advance the answer each test case is supposed to produce. If you don't, you are not testing; you are experimenting.

Believe the terrain, not the map

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.

How dare she not give in to his "vulnerability." There was only so much rejection he could take.

I stopped making movies because I don't like taking my clothes off. Maybe it's realism, but in my opinion, it's utter filth.

I've been tiny since I was four, and I eat whatever I want.

Am I Latin? Am I American? What the hell am I? I love my culture and I'm very proud of my culture

What we may think is funny or cute may end up being powerfully hurtful.

A vigorous temper is not altogether an evil. Men who are easy as an old shoe are generally of little worth.

One should not wish to enjoy where one does not give joy.

The voices of all creatures are in the voices of the river.

Coincidence. That's an explanation used by fools and liars.

The more you have to do, the more you have only NOW to get it done. That's why busy people get the most done.