If you had seen one day of war, you would pray to God that you would never see another.

Wise people learn when they can; fools learn when they must.

Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth.

We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France.

I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but by God, they frighten me.

All the business of war, and indeed all the business of life, is to endeavour to find out what you don't know by what you do; that's what I called 'guess what was at the other side of the hill'.

The hardest thing of all for a soldier is to retreat.

Educate men without religion and you make them clever devils.

An extraordinary affair. I gave them their orders and they wanted to stay and discuss them.

I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.

The British soldiers are fellows who have all enlisted for drink. That is the plain fact - they have all enlisted for drink.

The quality of your relationships and the role they play in your life will influence who you will become.

To enjoy the beauty of life and the joy of your soul, serve, love, and give the best you can.

Man is an animal who has to live in a lie in order tolive at all.

It is better to have live followers, then dead enemies.

Sustenance for the infant and child is more than alimentary nourishment. The child needs love, security, narcissistic supplies -- however one may describe it.

Government doesn't work. You work, I work, Federal Express works, Microsoft works, the Salvation Army works, Alcoholics Anonymous works, but government doesn't.

No one wanted to hire me. No newspaper, television station, television network that I worked for ever wanted to hire me.

I believe one doesn't have to shed clothes to look sexy!

The challenge for an artist is always to find your own way of doing something.