If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

I had the most fun on '3rd Rock'. It was a great show to work on.

Whatever road you've been given, enjoy that road.

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny.

I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!

I want to go skydiving. I'd love to go to the Galapagos. Nature still excites me.

I think most people's careers in theater are based on delusion. It's just that mine started early.

I know there are some people in British Columbia who are still holding a vigil for '3rd Rock'.

One good thing about TV Land is you're always surrounded by people who know what they're doing, in terms of your fellow actors.

I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That's why I'm an actor.

I was never the mascot of the Georgia football team.

Maybe a combination of things in this world are our true soul mates.

These hips are mighty hips.These hips are magic hips.I have known themto put a spell on a manand spin him like a top

We speak of searching for happiness, of finding contentment, as if these were locations on an atlas, actual places that we could visit if only we had the proper map and the right navigational skills.

I choose my life to this free. I choose my life to be this way

Heathen n. A beknighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

You get the best out of others when you get the best out of yourself.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

Deep in every heart slumbers a dream and the couturier knows it: every woman is a princess

It's not the end of the physical body that should worry us. Rather our concern must be to live while we're alive.

The real question is not whether life exists after death. The real question is whether you are alive before death.