If you have a big heart, you will live a large life.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

The humanitarian is a treasure hunter seeking gems of remedy and appreciation.

It's always worrying to see a journalist take a sudden interest in what you're saying, especially when you half suspect it was a load of pigeon guano.

As a younger man I wrote for eight years without ever earning a nickel which is a long apprenticeship, but in that time I learned a lot about my trade.

I had to choose between American and British actors, and it didn't take me more than a second to decide: Russians are Europeans and should be played by other Europeans.

I have this theory - that if we're told we're bad, then that's the only ideal we'll ever have.

Our punning minds rejoin what logic has separated.

There's no question Jason Reda can kick. He's gotten more and more confident and a little more consistent.

I think that is why I do so many different things with the hair, the grills, the crazy shoes.It's just my personality coming out there.

I envy the people who say, 'oh, well, I've got my name in the golden book and I'm going to be entered into the pearly gates.'