If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Think pink but don't wear it

She stared at the castle. She had actually been summoned to a castle. A week before Christmas.

The Bible's emphasis is on the good treatment of animals, and not just the forbidding of cruel treatment.

Just put your best foot forward and hope for the best. You also have to acknowledge that you're going to make mistakes.

That’s what religion does. It points a finger. It causes wars. It breaks apart countries. It’s a petri dish for stereotypes to grow in. Religion’s not about being holy...Just holier-than-thous.

Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.

There wasn't a rich father or rich family that paid for everything that I have right now, so I worked my way.

Almost everyone's instinct is to be overconfident and read way too much into a hot or cold streak.

You know the public is more easily swayed by persons than by principles.

At the heart of every major political upheaval lies a fiscal revolution.