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If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.


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We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.

We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine.



You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.

You write some material, go up on stage and try it out; go back home and throw it in the trash can. And the next day do it again.



The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.

The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.



I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.



I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.

I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion.



Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.

Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.



I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.

I like to watch French movies with the volume up so my neighbors could think I'm terrorist.



My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.

My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.



The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.

The war in Iraq is still going on. The British are helping. Mexico wants to help, but they need a ride over there.



I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.

I envy people who could just have one drink and not go look for cocaine afterwards.





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I love actresses who are brave and don't do what's expected of them or don't play off how they look or take risks.



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If you're alone with nothing to do, the quality of your experience really plummets.



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