If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Don’t wait to receive until you feel worthy. Your self-esteem will go up as a result of receiving. ~Amanda Owen

I have nothing to lose. My personal casualty means nothing.

What is it that's taken hold of me, for me to carry on like this in relentless pursuit of something beyond my powers?

Motivation is the single most important factor in any sort of success.

Revolutions are not made with rosewater.

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the older man who will not laugh is a fool.

So you met someone who set you back on your heels - goody, goodyYou met someone and now you know how it feels - goody, goody

Comprehensiveness is the enemy of comprehensibility.

There's nothing better than achieving your goals, whatever they might be.

In a way, J.F.K. was the high point of the American dream. In order to go to the moon and back, all we did was say we could - and we did.