If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad.

Advertising justifies its existence when used in the public interest-it is much too powerful a tool to use solely for commercial purposes.

I have been waiting twenty years for someone to say to me: "You have to fight fire with fire" so that I could reply, "That's funny-I always use water."

I don't know how to speak to everybody, only to somebody.

The buying of time or space is not the taking out of a hunting license on someone else's private preserve but is the renting of a stage on which we may perform.

I long for the day when advertising will become a business for a grown man.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

The great fights with your strongest rivals are always the biggest motivation. When you win easily it's not the same taste.

My heart raced. He needs you, I thought. Don't let him down. I couldn't remember ever being so happy... or so scared.

If you delight more in God’s gifts than in God Himself, you are practically setting up another God above Him, and this you must never do.

You must suggest to me reality---you can never show me reality.

The anticipation of discovering new possibilities becomes my greatest joy.

A twinge at the edge of her lips and she continued, the soft, slow lilt of recitation: "Ancient walls that sing the distant hours.

You're staring," Lana said. "Yes. I am. I'm a teenage boy. Beautiful girls in wet underwear have a tendency to cause staring in teenage boys.

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

Careerism: the self-centered philosophy of governing to win the next election above all else.