If you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

A man has to have something he can put faith in. Can't you see that? What I want is someone that will love me

Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.

Life has a whimsical way of kicking you in the throat. I find it tobe one huge cosmic joke at our expense, only nobody is laughingbut the forces that be—given that they are even a wee bit human.

God's love is not wearied by our sins & is relentless in its determination that we be cured at whatever cost to us or Him

It is a fool's privilege to laugh at an intelligent man.

If you never want to be criticized, for goodness sake don't do anything new.

Troops of heroes undistinguished die.

I'm afraid I couldn't like him without a spice of human naughtiness.

I have seen quite a lot of things in life. I would not like to change anything. Because every moment of my life has taught me something.

Some of the strongest resistance to necessary change is the result of what Jim O'Toole has so aptly characterized as "the ideology of comfort and the tyranny of custom."