If you have a religion it must be cosmic.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Forgiveness is the fruit of fellowship.

You know you're on the right path when you look around and see people you want to be like!

The man of science is a poor philosopher.

Political courage is not political suicide.

I'm just dying to return to the Octagon and do the thing I most love in my life. That's what I want right now.

I don't really judge. To each his own. You like what you like.

I have often seen quite demented patients recognize and respond vividly to paintings and delight in the act of painting at a time when they are scarcely responsive, disoriented, and out of it.

It is to be doubted whether he will ever find the way to heaven who desires to go thither alone.

It is dangerous to know, but it is more dangerous not to know.

It is tact that is golden, not silence.