If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

... And if Europe gives Arabia a railway, Arabia gives Europe an idea - which I think balances the account.

Faith assuages, guides, restores.

The preservation of health is easier than the cure for disease.

Eat a plant-based diet - which act like prebiotic and probiotics in the gut.

Self love is a great recurring theme, the headwaters that feed my ability to be the best version of myself in every other aspect of my life. Self worth sets the standard that life meets.

Without computers we will be stuck only proving theorems that have short proofs.

Go home and write / a page tonight. / And let that page come out of you - / Then, it will be true.

I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.

I think I am worthwhile just because I have optical nerves and can try to put down what they perceive. What a fool!

Desire, even in its wildest tantrums, can neither persuade me it is love nor stop me from wishing it were.