If you have arthritis calmly say I was always complaining about the ruts in the road until I realized that the ruts are the road.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

I'm convinced that before the year 2000 is over, the first child will have been born on the moon.

To try to be better is to be better.

I'm into very colorful food. Obviously lots of flavor, but I think we eat with our eyes first, so it has to look great. The presentation has to be great.

Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

The only thing that makes sense is if the universe is beautiful and simple and elegant.

The Bible is either absolute, or it's obsolete.

An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

I think I've always been a follow-the-leader with my career, or maybe waiting for things to happen. Now I'm like, I'm OK-I know the direction, whoever's on board can go with me.

If you are what you've always been, you are not a Christian. A Christian is a new creation.