If you have been, I'm glad you've stopped.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

You have to have the power to employ pain, to repent, to be illuminated, you must have the opportunity and even the time.

I love my own kind—womankind.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

If you have script problems and you don't fix them by the time you shoot, your script problems are now 40 feet tall.

I haven't traditionally been a family entertainer.

I am essential to the theater.

The most effective way to achieve right relations with any living thing is to look for the best in it, and then help that best into the fullest expression.

If you want to play the game of truth, I'll tell the truth, and the truth will burn.

Be lion-mettled, proud, and take no care Who chafes, who frets, or where conspirers are!

Oft has good nature been the fool's defence, And honest meaning gilded want of sense.