If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

The Lord shall be your comfort in times of distress.

Maybe it's true what the Seelie Queen had said, after all: Love made you a liar.

Like my dad, I have a Christmas party most years. I like to celebrate and see as many people as possible.

Yes, I do strive to be someone young women can look up to.

Marriage ... is still the imperfect institution it must remain while women continue to be ill-educated, passive, and subservient.

A spoken story is larger than one unheard, unsaid. In nearly all creation accounts, words or songs are how the world was created, the animals sung into existence.

People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.

One who has loved truly can never lose entirely.

Tired with all these for restful death I cry, As to behold desert a beggar born, And needy nothing trimmed in jollity, And purest faith unhappily forsworn.