If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

In Unity there is strength; We can move mountains when we're united and enjoy life - Without unity we are victims. Stay united.

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.

Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

The red washingdown the bathtubcan't change the color of the seaat all.

I’m not paralyzed by fear about what might have been or what might be. I’m grateful for what is and I make excellent use of what I’ve got.

If one door closes, another opens. As far as you're growing and updating yourself, the world craves to have a piece of you.

When I began writing, it was a cosmic thing: Inspiration! Wham! Short spurts of time when I felt out of touch with reality, temporarily insane and the result: a song!

Now I'm starting to think he wasn't supposed to be my whole life, he was just this doorway to me.

I was born in the '80s, so I don't really remember it very strongly, but the music is so iconic.

If we really want to achieve true prayer, we must turn our backs upon everything temporal, everything external, everything that is not divine.

Resentments are hardened chunks of anger. They loosen up and dissolve with forgiveness and letting go.

I occasionally go to a yoga class. Everyone looks so limber and coordinated compared to me. I feel like I scare my classmates.

If your problem is too big for you, it’s just the right size for God.