If you have ever typed 'sorry not sorry' I hope you die... not sorry.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

Maybe we should Create a 'Happy God Day' and make it the one day of the year you can't kill each other.

The higher you soar the view is much better, and the giant in you appears. Go forth and conquer your dreams.

Mia, I already told you I wasn’t going anywhere. This is where I want to be.

Panic---a deep abiding, free-floating anxiety, often without any reason or logical basis.

The valley of the shadow of death holds no darkness for the child of God. There must be light, else there could be no shadow. Jesus is the light. He has overcome death.

Between my head and my hand, there is always the face of death.

I enjoyed doing Lipstick, but it scared me. I was very nervous. I couldn't wait for it to be over. It was very real, and I was just a kid.

Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.

The philosopher spends in becoming a man the time which the ambitious man spends in becoming a personage.

Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love.