If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you're not. It's a sign of your worth sometimes, if you're hated by the right people.

You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.

Getting old is not for sissies.

Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse -- all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic.

You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.

If everyone likes you, you're not doing it right.

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.

Win the heart with love and win the hate with kindness.

We're all stuck between the realm of our desires, their possibilities and the realities of life.

If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance.

Everybody is jumping up and down back in Russia. Probably lots of vodka, too.

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

Thus Arm in Arm with thee I dare defy my century into the lists.

I just want the same thing Joe Montana got when he was MVP. He got respect. He got commercials. He got everything

I enjoy anything to do with music.

No one wants a cherry pie that bites back.

It takes strength to be gentle and kind.