If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.

I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.

I struggled with insecurity because I was trying to find my security in things. But when I began serving God with all my heart, my security was in Him.

The evil that men do lives after them The good is oft interred with their bones.

Baathism in Iraq equals Nazism in Germany.

Not their love of humanity, but the impotence of their love, prevents the Christians of today - burning us.

I believe in a zone of privacy.

We belong to the race that knows Joseph

I was interested in ideas, not merely visual products. I wanted to put painting once again at the service of the mind.

I feel like movies, if there's any kind of budget whatsoever, there's so much sitting, and I really like to work. Otherwise my blood sugar just drops, you know, six hours sitting in a camper.

I believe that poetry is a primal impulse within us all.

The blame is on me...I knew you were trouble when you walked in.