If you have nothing planned for the future, you have no need of a future.

Principles and rules are intended to provide a thinking man with a frame of reference.

We don't live to eat and make money. We eat and make money to be able to enjoy life. That is what life means, and that is what life is for.

People come in and out of our lives to teach us. And we teach other people. It's part of the process. They come in and they go out. Some stay for longer than others.

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere.

As early as the autumn of 1862, I was made very happy by being sent to school.

Having 'best friends' is - at least for me - as outdated and small-minded a concept as the idea of 'Sunday best clothes.'

I love heels... whoever created heels is amazing!

I think [Winston] Churchill said it was " [democracy] the worst of all systems except for all the others." And that's probably true. It's never gone easily.

A master blesses calamity, for the master knows that from the seeds of disaster (and all experience) comes the growth of self.

[Ed Miliband]'s elevated personal abuse into a sort of strategy