If you have science and art, You also have religion; But if you don't have them, You better have religion.

Live each day as if your life had just begun.

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one exquisite picture, and, if possible, speak a few sensible words.

The moment one definitely commits oneself, then Providence moves too. Whatever you think you can do, or believe you can do, begin it. Action has magic, power and grace.

Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.

At the moment of commitment the entire universe conspires to assist you.

Courage is the commitment to begin without any guarantee of success.

If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however, if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I help you become that.

There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.

How do you know if you truly found the one? When loving her feels like a calling from God.

I was so self-critical. I still am

It is not how old you are but how you are old.

One path is greed, the second is curiosity. With one, the journey is to a reward; with the other, the journey is the reward.

Federal spending is atrocious.

You can’t get mad at a bear for being racist. You can’t get mad at a bear for being offensive. It’s not real.

As areas of knowledge grow, so too do the perimeters of ignorance.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.

Let us learn to live with kindness, to love everyone, even when they do not love us.

I started doing standup when I was in college, and I would incorporate a lot of characters into my act.