If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn't that nice a guy.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil.

I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

You spend so much of your life basing yourself on what you think other people think of you. Then you realise that maybe one of the purposes of life is not to care.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

What makes divorce happen is that you can't be in the same space any more, for whatever reason - but the love stays. And that's the killer. That's where the vehemence and anger and rage comes from.

If you have inner peace, you can create peace everywhere.

Thinking positively is a choice.

Underwater madness slipping into a haze, drowning and choking in repugnant nostalgic thoughts.

Don’t get me wrong. Government Contracting is difficult, but the help you give the government makes our country strong.

There is a Pirate in every one of us

Let us eat and drink for tomorrow we shall die.

I am very sensitive to the smells and sensations that are part of perfumes because they remind me of things: moments from the past, people, events.

What is done well is done quickly enough.

The definition of woman's work is shitwork.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.