If you have to do it every day, for God's sake learn to do it well.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

There is No Greater Satisfaction God greater then mother.

The wisest of the wise may err.

There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

Play is the production of fun; entertainment is the consumption of fun.

I was a real rebel. I got expelled.

It's an odd thing about this universe that, though we all disagree with each other, we are all of us always in the right.

Politeness is practical Christianity.

My world on the road always ends up feeling really small which is ironic because that's when I'm seeing the most places and meeting the most people!

Our immortal souls, while righteous, are by God himself beautified with the title of his own image and similitude.