If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I need to work on everything.

I don't think there was a particular book that made me want to write. They all did. I always wanted to write.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

The world thirsts for grace. When grace descends, the world falls silent before it.

Pictures help you to form the mental mold.

We are what our thoughts have made us

If Jesus Christ was not perfect, then the religion bearing his name falls to the ground.

I don't care how much money you have in the world. It's not about that. It's all about time.

In fact, there was general agreement that minds can exist on nonbiological substrates and that algorithms are of central importance to the existence of minds.