If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

Hurry up and learn patience.

That's the thing about lessons, you always learn them when you don't expect them or want them.

Adora Belle fought back, and to make sure fought back even before she was attacked.

A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard things well.

The woman is so hard Upon the woman.

Actresses are so spoilt - we have someone who does our hair for us on set, so we don't know how to do it ourselves in real life. I know how to wash my hair and brush my teeth, but that's about it!

We all need a meaning to our life.

In order for this team to win the game, the quarterback has to throw the ball.

How we carry what has gone wrong for us is essential to being at home in ourselves, and present to the world with all of its failings.

Growing up, I had a front row seat to seeing two people work really hard. My dad scrubbed toilets at a private Catholic school for a while and that was to help me get through school.

In romance, there's nothing more attractive to a man than a woman who has dignity and pride in who she is.