If you hit a wrong note, then make it right by what you play afterward.

Guitarists should be able to pick up the guitar and play music on it for an hour, without a rhythm section or anything.

Learn everything you know in all keys.

I don't remember that I copied any guitar player note-for-note. But I remember copying Charlie Parker note for note.

Using drugs didn't help me to play, all it did was to hang me up for about fifteen years.

Listen, listen, listen.

When the headlines get black and foreboding, the sale of alcohol and barbiturates rises in the country, as millions try to escape from the grim realities of [such] dangers.

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

Whenever God restores something, He restores it to a place greater than it was before.

All human relationships must be purchased with money.

If I'm hesitant at all about an idea, then that's not the right idea.

Music will always be a major part of my life, its my outlet, I'm in my element and I'm free.

He preaches well that lives well

You got some cheap foreign labor to protect Lissa?

Either you write songs or you don't. And if you do write songs like I do, I think there's a natural desire to want to make records.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.