If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

I hold a strict policy of automatic grudges against people everyone likes.

It's okay to accept things from people. It doesn't make you weak or helpless.

My Love tears me between the addiction of patience and urge of infinite desire

When old age knocks, even a mighty lion resort to eating frogs.

Demon or not, it didn't matter, suffering was everywhere he looked.

Certain emotions bridge the years and link unlikely places.

I believe that the story is the most important element of any medium whether it's theater, film, TV.

The bonds of love are what connect us to the other side.

Deepest communion with God is beyond words, on the other side of silence.

Anger would inflict punishment on another; meanwhile, it tortures itself.