If you introduce yourself to anyone as Mrs. Dracula, I'll bite you in a manner you won't enjoy.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Waiting leads to wondering.

Doing something positive will help turn your mood around. When you smile, your body relaxes. When you experience human touch and interaction, it eases tension in your body.

When you run an organization like the Teamsters one man has to be the boss and run things.

There's only one thing I never did and wish I had done: climbed over a fence.

The most important hour is always the present. The most significant person is precisely the one sitting across from you right now. The most necessary work is always love.

I prefer to hike in nature, give lectures, or be with family when not working.

I have no control over my writing. I have lots of good intentions, but no control. There's a story that wants to be told.

I don't feel comfortable with luxury, and I try to stay fairly normal.

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.